Privacy and security

Your privacy and the security of your information is extremely important to me. That's why I've chosen to host this site on Wix.

Wix is an Israeli website design and hosting Titan of Industry. They provide the SSL/TLS (Secure sockets layer/Transport Layer Security) the site generally. As web providers go, security-wise, they're about as good as it gets.

Any payments you make will be processed via Stripe, PayPal, or LayBuy - these third party providers have their own excellent security measures in place, meaning we never even see your payment information. You can also pay 'manually' making a bank transfer via your own bank. 

Cerberus will never ask for your credit card or bank account details over the phone or via email.



What information do we collect?

We may receive, collect and store any information that you enter on our website, or that you provide us in any other way.

In addition, we collect the Internet protocol (IP) address used to connect your computer to the Internet; login; e-mail address; password; computer and connection information and purchase history.


We may use software tools (cookies) to measure and collect session information, including page response times, length of visits to certain pages, page interaction information, and methods used to browse away from the page.


We may also collect personally identifiable information (including name, email, password, communications); comments, feedback, product reviews, recommendations, and personal profile information.

Payment details (including credit card information) are collected by third-party providers, as outlined in the privacy and security information above.

How do you collect information?

When you conduct a transaction on our website, as part of the process, we collect personal information you give us such as your name, address and email address. Your personal information will be used for the specific reasons stated above only.

why do you collect personal information?

We collect such Non-personal and Personal Information for the following purposes:

  1. To provide and operate Services;

  2. To provide users with ongoing customer assistance and technical support;

  3. To be able to contact our Visitors and Users with general or personalized service-related notices and promotional messages;

  4. To create aggregated statistical data and other aggregated and/or inferred Non-personal Information, which we or our business partners may use to provide and improve our respective services; 

  5. To comply with any applicable laws and regulations.

will you sell or give any information to evil robots, deep-state Illuminati, aliens, or zombies? How scared should I be?

Not willingly.


Also there's no such thing as Deep-State Illuminati... Whoever gave you that idea? 

How do you store, use, share and disclose your site visitors' personal information?

Cerberus is hosted on the platform. provides us with the online platform that allows us to sell our products and services to you.


Your data may be stored through’s data storage, databases and general applications. 

All direct payment gateways offered by and used by Cerberus adhere to the standards set by PCI-DSS as managed by the PCI Security Standards Council, which is a joint effort of brands like Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover.


PCI-DSS requirements help ensure the secure handling of credit card information by our store and its service providers.

We will only disclose any information that you provide to us if compelled to by law (and I'll be as uncooperative as possible with any such nefarious Government action)... Although also sometimes for things like ensuring packages get to you, tracking down items lost in transit; in which case it's limited to details like delivery addresses, phone numbers and so on; provided to firms like Courier companies who have those on their systems from the booking process anyway.

how do you communicate with site visitors?

We may contact you to notify you regarding your account, to troubleshoot problems with your account, to resolve a dispute, to collect fees or monies owed, to poll your opinions through surveys or questionnaires, to send updates about our company, or as otherwise necessary to contact you to enforce our User Agreement, applicable national laws, and any agreement we may have with you. For these purposes we may contact you via email, telephone, text messages, telegrams, smoke signals, and postal mail.

will this policy change?

We reserve the right to modify this privacy policy at any time, so please review it frequently. Changes and clarifications will take effect immediately upon their posting on the website. If we make material changes to this policy, we will notify you here that it has been updated, so that you are aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we use and/or disclose it. 

But, generally, it's unlikely to change much... And, frankly, I'm weirdly impressed that you've read this far...


So I'll let you in on a secret... there is a Deep State Illuminati... Sshhh!