Hey, Facebook, why did you arbitrarily suspend and permanently ban my new page?

...I was intending to literally give you money... Via Facebook ads... To sell bike brake pads... That's why I joined... I uploaded literally two photos. I took both the photos, so I own all rights to them... Unless someone has some kind of exclusive rights to photographs of the sea, the sun, or roads...

So... Why? Here's a zipped file of the download of ALL my erstwhile Facebook accounts' data... It is not a large file to say the least.